This is what should show up when you look me up.

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(Source: jasun.me, via twistedtheory)

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dreamingofthestreet:

found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg

dreamingofthestreet:

found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg

(via best-of-text-posts)

laughingsquid:

A Man Confuses and Makes Strangers Laugh by Narrating What They Are Doing in a Deep Movie Trailer Voice

(via pwnator)

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

(Source: enelojodelculo, via pwnator)

"Realize that anyone who tries to put you down about your appearance is assuming that it is your job to please them visually. Once you realize that it isn’t your job to be visually pleasing to anyone, ever, it becomes very hard for anyone to make you feel bad about yourself."

- (via lucysbasement)

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